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TopicI have a hot Latina on my Snapchat.
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 1:16:15 PM
#5
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why are you cheating on your cashier waifu?
I don't want to bother the cashier. She probably has a boyfriend.

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GOML
TopicNobody:
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 1:10:33 PM
#9
I like how his pupils are big.

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GOML
TopicI have a hot Latina on my Snapchat.
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 1:08:36 PM
#1
I met her at my house during a party, which she thought was dope. She's not into raves, but she told me she likes house parties. I told her I would invite her when we had another one. I also asked her out and she said yes, but she's "busy." I don't know how to succeed with her other than throwing another party.

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GOML
TopicImagine sacrificing your health to make money
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 12:51:18 PM
#5
I'm partially deaf because I turn the volume up. I turn the volume up because I'm partially deaf.

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GOML
TopicChristmas sweater with Santa and cocaine forces Walmart to apologize
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 12:48:21 PM
#9
Retail stores play music about cocaine. They might as well sell sweaters like this too.

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GOML
TopicA woman lied on her resume to land a $185,000-a-year job Now she's going to jail
Pepys Monster
12/09/19 1:58:48 AM
#33
Rika_Furude posted...
never make false statements ever
although its fine to "lie through withholding info", or not give complete info

like if you apply to be a truck driver, and have never driven a truck before other than to get your licence, and they ask "so how long have you been driving" with the obvious implication they mean how long have you been driving a truck for. You can answer "10 years" (how long youve driven regular cars for) and be fine even if you havnt driven a truck for even 1 year. Because technically you havnt made a false statement
I think if someone asks "how long have you been driving," they want to know how long you've been driving in general.

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GOML
TopicImagine opposing capitalism.
Pepys Monster
12/08/19 5:38:22 PM
#1
Is it a 100% fair system? No. Is nature 100% fair? No. It's an economic system that works in the real world, and the real world isn't perfect.

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TopicSociety will survive.
Pepys Monster
12/08/19 3:50:02 PM
#10
Well, you're probably not wrong. The average human isn't actually that smart, and is selfish and money-focused. Because of this, we may have an apocalyptic future where humans live in caves for a couple thousand years before society rebuilds.

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TopicYR: You find out your best friend has been smiking weed.
Pepys Monster
12/08/19 3:11:22 PM
#10
Scott_Farkus posted...
Typo killed the topic...
We know the typo was intentional.

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TopicI'm genuinely tired of being disliked irl and online
Pepys Monster
12/06/19 2:26:55 PM
#99
I'm a super nice guy, and people here try to troll me too. Most of the time, it's just unhappy people projecting. The best thing you can do is not take them seriously.

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GOML
TopicI hung out with a pretty redhead last night.
Pepys Monster
12/06/19 2:24:02 PM
#3
Gobstoppers12 posted...
why are you this way
DD/LG is hot.

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TopicI hung out with a pretty redhead last night.
Pepys Monster
12/06/19 2:14:57 PM
#1
We danced together. Maybe Ill be her daddy someday.

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GOML
TopicJoe Biden challenges voter to push-up contest, normally
Pepys Monster
12/06/19 1:36:02 PM
#38
Ethosian posted...
And yet... You people support Trump. Talk about double standards. Guess insanity and egocentric behavior is OK when it's your side only?
I only support Trump in the sense that I dont care about changing my speech to gender neutral language instead of saying you guys. And other SJW stuff.

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TopicJoe Biden challenges voter to push-up contest, normally
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 4:18:17 PM
#23
We can't let this crazy man into the White House.

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TopicThe Problem With 'Hey Guys'
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 4:13:09 PM
#6
This is why Trump won.

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TopicImagine if hyper-capitalist aliens solved world hunger as a PR stunt.
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 4:11:30 PM
#2
Obviously, I would pay money for better food.

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GOML
TopicImagine having a cute Latina girlfriend.
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 3:24:17 PM
#6
Talk2DaHand posted...
Lived many years in Puerto Rico, so yeah... latinas ftw

They are such cuties when they aren't murderous
I like my girls hot and crazy.

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TopicWould a transgender woman still having a penis, be a turn off for dudes?
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 3:20:15 PM
#29
darkprince45 posted...
A trans woman is still a woman and you can get children still
It's more women for you, then.

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TopicWould a transgender woman still having a penis, be a turn off for dudes?
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 3:11:07 PM
#24
Is this a serious topic? I want a wife and children.

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Topic*Uses da mods bathroom*
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 3:08:21 PM
#10
*Mod punches TC in the stomach*

Mod: That's for leaving an upper decker in my bathroom!

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GOML
TopicImagine having a cute Latina girlfriend.
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 3:02:38 PM
#1
And she loves you.

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GOML
TopicWhat should be illegal or restricted to make the world better?
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 1:24:22 PM
#5
Why do you want to live in a dystopian world where the government has so much control over you, that you can't drink until you pass out?

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GOML
TopicThe GameFaqs mods have screwed us again
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 1:22:40 PM
#22
How long until a mod locks this topic, and then warns anyone who makes another topic asking why?

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GOML
TopicThe GameFaqs mods have screwed us again
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 1:10:05 PM
#17
Kazi1212 posted...
I saw that moderation, warned was far too big of a punishment for that small ordeal, but of course the mods consistently go overboard here
Mods: "We got rid of 3KLs because we're going to be more lenient."

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GOML
TopicI got invited to a house party this weekend.
Pepys Monster
12/05/19 1:05:21 PM
#1
There's going to be EDM. I'm looking forward to it.

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GOML
TopicI love how quickly the mods did a complete 180
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 2:53:54 PM
#38
Also GameFAQs mods: "How dare you question my infallible authority? I will close any topic where people question me. I will warn any user who reposts a moderation for others to see and give their opinion. I am NEVER wrong."

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GOML
TopicI love how quickly the mods did a complete 180
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 2:45:50 PM
#28
GameFAQs mods: "It's against the rules because I don't like you."

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Topici never had an xbox back in the day. is Halo and all its sequels worth playing
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 2:36:27 PM
#10
I played Halo, and it wasn't great, IMO.

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GOML
TopicI'm getting good at being single
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 1:38:52 PM
#5
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Did you ever get that creepy follow-up shot of that 4/10 cashier? You said you'd ask her to take a picture with you next time.
I haven't seen her again, but tbh, I would just ask for her number next time. I could possibly pull off a picture by saying she looks just like my friend, but IDK.

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GOML
TopicI'm getting good at being single
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 1:32:55 PM
#1
I remember when I was first single, I felt like a zoo gorilla that was released into the wild, and everybody was like "you're free now. You can do anything you want." And I would metaphorically sit in the same spot, wondering where my food was. Now, I have multiple females I can booty call, and I'm at the top of my game. Today, I'm bringing a hot girl to my holiday work party, and tomorrow, I'm hanging out with my hot friend who I go way back with. If I was with my ex fiancee, she would not allow me to hang out with them.

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GOML
TopicIs this board worth posting on, IYO?
Pepys Monster
12/04/19 1:37:51 AM
#1
A lot of the users aren't very nice, and the mods are pretty harsh.
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Topic$100,000, but you have to be vegan for the rest of your life
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 6:01:54 PM
#36
Paragon21XX posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Hell yeah. I can't believe some people are so addicted to making animals suffer that they couldn't go vegan for $100,000.

yup lol, that exactly why meat eaters eat meat, because they are addicted to making animals suffer. totally. personally every time i bite into a burger patty i'm just like "HAHA YEAH FUCK YOU COW! FUCK! YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DESERVE THIS!"

jesus fucking christ

You're supporting the death of animals with your money.

Everything that's alive is going to die sometime and someway, and there many, many worse ways to go than the slaughterhouse which is a lot more humane than it has been in the past.

So would you volunteer to go to the slaughterhouse?
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GOML
TopicEpstein's private banker found dead via alleged suicide
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 5:58:43 PM
#5
Trump needs to lock her up.
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Topic$100,000, but you have to be vegan for the rest of your life
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 5:47:08 PM
#29
DuranOfForcena posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Hell yeah. I can't believe some people are so addicted to making animals suffer that they couldn't go vegan for $100,000.

yup lol, that exactly why meat eaters eat meat, because they are addicted to making animals suffer. totally. personally every time i bite into a burger patty i'm just like "HAHA YEAH FUCK YOU COW! FUCK! YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DESERVE THIS!"

jesus fucking christ

You're supporting the death of animals with your money.
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GOML
Topic$100,000, but you have to be vegan for the rest of your life
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 5:31:16 PM
#27
HellRatUFO posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Hell yeah. I can't believe some people are so addicted to making animals suffer that they couldn't go vegan for $100,000.


Literally polluting the planet by eating fruits and vegetables that are out of season in the United States that have to be imported via airplanes that emit carbon.

It pollutes the planet more feeding so many crops to animals instead of just feeding crops to humans.
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Topic$100,000, but you have to be vegan for the rest of your life
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 5:22:29 PM
#20
Hell yeah. I can't believe some people are so addicted to making animals suffer that they couldn't go vegan for $100,000.
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GOML
TopicScenario: You walk in on your vegan boss and see THIS
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 3:20:28 PM
#26
UnfairRepresent posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
So what's the point of this dumb ass topic? I

I can tell from this post alone how closed minded you are.

Hypotheticals get your mental juices flowing, you see how all these different people think and react differently

its how we grow as people

I just explained how your scenario is nonsensical, and you not only ignored that part, but deleted it.
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GOML
TopicScenario: You walk in on your vegan boss and see THIS
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 2:42:26 PM
#23
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Could be a fake meat burger

its not tho

So what's the point of this dumb ass topic? If someone decided to change their lifestyle and go vegan, why would they eat a meat burger, unless they were quitting and going back?
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GOML
TopicMaybe life is just a never ending cycle of people hurting each other.
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 4:29:53 AM
#1
Pretty depressing to think about, isn't it?
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GOML
TopicWhy do I still love an abusive girl who left?
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 1:36:37 AM
#1
And not the nice girl who is actually trying to be in my life?
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GOML
TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/03/19 1:25:48 AM
#19
Laserion posted...
Did Tadamoto give up after Tadamoto...57, I believe, was set to read only?

Tadamoto posted?
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GOML
TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 10:23:15 PM
#16
Who posted?
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TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 10:20:52 PM
#14
ToPoPO posted...
Was the rave ticket or the sex the best part

lol. The sex was not bad. But probably the rave ticket.

BlingBling22947 posted...
How did you meet?

At a rave.
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GOML
TopicApparently my coworker thinks trans people are just gay people who won't...
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 5:45:07 PM
#25
King_Hutton posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
That's an incredibly dumb observation lol I would have just told him to shut the fuck up

I mostly dont give a shit to engage with coworkers saying weird shit so I just went with whatever makes em happy, not like theyre trying to chop your dick off and that got a laugh out of him.


And then instead of letting it go, you came here to rage about it.
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GOML
TopicI'm PISSED today.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 5:32:36 PM
#17
nuge posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Why do you think I'm a "gimmick"? You don't think it's possible for a guy to be pissed off and depressed


Cause you contradict yourself a lot and also say enough to prove it's not true.
Like a recent post where your ex didn't even know your address. How can someone you're supposedly going to marry not have that?

Enjoy your bad gimmick!!

Maybe she forgot the exact address with the zip code, or wanted to make sure I didnt move. I dont know. It had been like 3-4 months since she left.
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GOML
TopicI'm PISSED today.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:58:50 PM
#14
nuge posted...
Why do people respond to these bad gimmicks?

Why do you think I'm a "gimmick"? You don't think it's possible for a guy to be pissed off and depressed?
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GOML
TopicI'm PISSED today.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:45:53 PM
#8
Stewman_Magoo posted...
Drink coffee

I drank a rockstar. I don't think it even did anything.
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GOML
TopicI'm PISSED today.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:43:41 PM
#7
malenz posted...
what happened to that sugar mamma gig

She isn't a replacement for my fiancee.
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